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BigLaw: The Five All-Stars You Need in Your Large Firm Lineup

By BL1Y | Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Originally published on August 2, 2011 in our free BigLaw newsletter. Instead of reading BigLaw here after the fact, sign up now to receive future issues in realtime.

From Ocean's 11 to X-Men, great teams consist of a diverse cast with unique skills. You can't make a team of quarterbacks any more than you can make a team of linemen or even shortstops with 3,000 hits. But in large law firms there are no formal positions. To help you build a 1998 or better yet a 1927 Yankees from the law students wrapping up their summers, the midlevels flooding your human resources department, and the partners at competing firms dropping hints at your squash club, this issue of BigLaw identifies the five types of lawyers you need among your ranks to win that championship ring — and boost your profits per partner.

1. The Commander

A leader is anyone with a big enough office or tall chair, but a Commander actually makes the trains run on time. If your junior associates have to ask basic questions like research deadlines, someone at the top is not doing his job. Good Commanders foresee and immediately put an end to potential problems, believing they are responsible when a subordinate fails.

Where to Find Them

Look for straight talk and a lack of ambiguity. When you ask about leadership positions they've held, they'll talk less about the organization and more about what they accomplished.

Potential Problems

The Commander needs to be able to issue marching orders without approval of a committee or anyone's blessings. Make it clear who is in charge of a matter, what authority they have, and then step back. Mixed signals and confused leadership hurt morale and turn simple projects into quagmires.

2. The Strategist

In litigation, the Strategist is a master of procedure and evidence, able to predict the opposition's strategy. On the corporate side, they will spot pitfalls in a deal structure or poor executive incentives. In estate planning, they can sniff out who needs a pre-nuptial agreement, and when sibling rivalries will put the family business in jeopardy.

Where to Find Them

Strategists love games, but hate leaving things to chance or other people. If he's a poker player, he doesn't think in terms of the hand in front of him (too much luck involved), but how his playing style will hold up over the next five years. Chess enthusiasts can be a red herring — the rules are too esoteric and the skill doesn't always translate to other strategic situations.

Potential Problems

Strategists seek out high level competition, which can leave them vulnerable to seemingly inferior strategies much like a Cold War military machine is vulnerable to guerillas. A behavioral economics background will make this debility less likely, but don't be afraid to bring in the second-string to play defense while the strategist plays offense.

3. The Super Genius

An LSAT score of 167-168 automatically qualifies one for Mensa membership. Virtually everyone at a top law school is a "genius." The Super Genius is a different species — the same way 6'2" is tall, and then there's Shaq.

This person combines top-notch analytical skills with a memory like a sponge, enabling them to dig through information and concepts to amazing depths your average smarty-pants can barely fathom. Judges quote these lawyers in their opinions (see e.g., Eugene Volokh).

Where to Find Them

Super Geniuses exist in every field. But in the humanities it's unclear who's who. The 170 and 120 IQ English majors earn the same 4.0. Improve your odds at landing a Super Genius by looking for people who excelled in chemistry, computer science, math, physics, and perhaps biology if you're desperate.

Potential Problems

Super Geniuses have a terrific work ethic, but not for mundane matters other lawyers can handle. They need to be on the cutting edge. If you don't have an appellate case for the Super Genius to work on, don't assign her to a document review. Instead, give her an article or amicus brief — or send her to an advanced NITA course. The prestige she brings your firm will offset her lower billable hours.

4. The Puck

Despite the negative stereotypes it perpetuates, there are times when you will need to frustrate opposing counsel, derail a deposition, or make a witness succumb to a case of word salad on the stand. The person you want for these necessities is The Puck. Think Bud White in LA Confidential — but with a law degree.

There are bulldogs, jerks, and a whole lexicon of colorful terms for people who rely on blunt force. They can win cases, but it's messy and potentially disastrous. Pucks never need to explain to the judge the foul language in a deposition transcript; they're the ones who tricked opposing counsel into the filthy rant.

Where to Find Them

He is equally social and competitive. While some people tout their accolades or win-loss records, Pucks are in it purely for the fun of a good challenge. When asked about his interests, he'll discuss process more than results.

Potential Problems

Avoid giving him busywork or false deadlines. He has the ultimate BS detector. Rather than appreciate the extra billable hours and experience, he'll sow discontent among his peers.

5. The Workhorse

The Workhorse is the type of person you don't have to ask to pull an all-nighter updating a filing that isn't due for a week. Instead, she stays at the office until the entire firm's workload is cleared, or she's ordered to leave. She likes to work weekends. Don't ask why, just count your blessings.

Where to Find Them

Socially awkward without any intriguing or compelling qualities, she works hard but lacks ambition. Look for extracurricular activities with no top leadership positions.

Potential Problems

After billing 27,000 hours in eight years, she'll come up for partnership. But, odds are she lacks leadership and management skills. Make sure she always has a more senior partner above her running the show.

Conclusion

Each of these lawyer types is extremely rare, possessing knowledge or skills beyond the typical law review editor. Though seemingly mundane, even the Workhorse's endurance makes her an outlier. That's the point though. You're not interested in a wild card wonder 1997 or 2003 Florida Marlins, you're building a dynasty. Not everyone at your firm needs to fit into one of these types nor should they. But you need a few of each. And as hard as it is to find someone who fits one of these molds, it's even harder to mentor them and keep them at your firm. Good luck. You'll need it.

Written by BL1Y of Constitutional Daily.

How to Receive BigLaw
Many large firms have good reputations for their work and bad reputations as places to work. Why? Answering this question requires digging up some dirt, but we do with the best of intentions. Published first via email newsletter and later here on our blog, BigLaw analyzes the business practices, marketing strategies, and technologies used by the country's biggest law firms in an effort to unearth best and worst practices. The BigLaw newsletter is free so don't miss the next issue. Please subscribe now.

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BigLaw: Living the Good Life: Why Large Firm Associates Should Stop Complaining

By BL1Y | Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Originally published on August 30, 2011 in our free BigLaw newsletter. Instead of reading BigLaw here after the fact, sign up now to receive future issues in realtime.

Have you ever noticed how much large firm junior associates complain? Well, if you're smart, the answer is "no" because you've already learned to tune that noise out. If you stop and listen though, you might realize that the low rumbling you hear all day isn't actually your HVAC, but an ungrateful recent law grad whining about his terrible life.

Sure, some legitimate complaints exist like in any job. You have to spend your life in a temperature controlled Class A high-rise, and suffer daily under the crippling moral obligations that come with earning multiples of the average household income.

These problems aside, your young lawyers don't know how good they've got it. Below you'll find just a few of the many reasons they should express more gratitude. I encourage you to circulate this issue of BigLaw throughout your firm — especially to said junior associates.

Dude, You Have a Secretary!

The President of the United States has a total of fourteen secretaries, from Hillary Clinton in the State Department to Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security. If you're at a typical large firm, you're probably sharing your secretary with two or three other associates, and one partner. By secretary ratio, the President, the most powerful man in the world, is only 56 times greater than you. By the same metric, you are infinitely greater than anyone without a secretary who has to lick their own envelopes.

That is a lot of greatness to have bestowed on you at the start of your career, so learn to appreciate it. And, unlike the President who has to cover for his secretaries when re-election time rolls around, with just a little bit of greenback grease, your secretary will cover for you. Think Timothy Geithner will spin a yarn for the press corps when Obama takes the morning off to play golf? Not a chance.

Freebies > Cost of Living

Sure, if you're in large firm that means you're also in a big city with some big city rent to pay. You'll also probably have to spend a few of your first paychecks expanding your professional attire.

But you can easily offset these expenses with the lower cost of living that accompanies your lifestyle. No need to shell out $3 or more every morning for coffee or $10 on lunch when you can get free or highly subsidized coffee and food from your cafeteria. Dinner is of course free and delivered as long as you work late. And don't forget about all those free office supplies. You need never step foot in Staples again. Binders, pens, stickies, you name it!

With your late nights and uncertain weekend hours, you're not going to spend a whole lot of money on entertainment and leisure. Those $12 movie tickets can really add up, and a single cancelled vacation can net you four-digit savings (assuming you make refundable plans).

Finally, you can kiss goodbye that money drain called dating. Guys, no more accidentally buying dinner, dessert, and a bottle of wine for someone who has no intention of ever seeing you again. Gals, no need to waste money getting your hair and nails done more than twice a year.

Court Appearances Are Overrated

Here's what great about court appearances as a junior associate — you don't have any. You're not even saddled with the awkwardness of turning them down. Partners will demonstrate their good manners by not even asking you to go.

Your friends may think it's strange that you're a litigator who last saw the inside of a court room during your swearing in ceremony. Don't bother trying to explain why you have it so good. Just smile. After all, did you spend three years and a hundred thousand dollars of tuition on trial advocacy classes? Of course not! You studied case law, the intellectual heavy lifting of legal thought, the meat and potatoes of practice.

Court is a hassle. It's nerve-wracking. You have to leave the office to get there, and you have to wear a suit. A whole entire suit — tie, jacket, everything. You also have to deal with cranky judges and meet opposing counsel face to face. And that's just motion practice. Don't even get me started on the horrors of trials and voir dire.

Staying at the office from 10 am to 10 pm every day is paradise by comparison. Besides, no one ever got held in contempt while in the office library (though shoddy document review can get your firm sanctioned and you fired so take note).

Hanging With Buffet

Above prestige, engaging work, and the daily satisfaction of working elbow-to-elbow with the brightest minds in one of the brightest industries, a large firm job first and foremost means big money.

Some detractors will point to how much of your salary goes to service your student loan debt, but you'll pay it off after 15 or so years — sooner if you live at home or with a roommate in a neighborhood just starting the process of gentrification (look for a neighborhood suffering more from burglary than from violent crime).

Others will note that your salary isn't really that large thanks to federal, state, and in some cases local progressive income taxes. Pay them no mind. They're just jealous. After all, you're on equal footing with Warren Buffet (according to Warren Buffet), and would feel privileged to pay even higher taxes.

Still others will point out that on an hourly basis you earn less than your secretary. However, what they fail to consider is that your secretary doesn't get to keep working past 6 pm or bill hours on the weekend. You see, it isn't just about great pay, but about opportunities to contribute to the firm's profits per partner. Chances are that you'll never partake in any of those profits as a partner yourself, but keep your head high and the dream alive. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Written by BL1Y of Constitutional Daily.

How to Receive BigLaw
Many large firms have good reputations for their work and bad reputations as places to work. Why? Answering this question requires digging up some dirt, but we do with the best of intentions. Published first via email newsletter and later here on our blog, BigLaw analyzes the business practices, marketing strategies, and technologies used by the country's biggest law firms in an effort to unearth best and worst practices. The BigLaw newsletter is free so don't miss the next issue. Please subscribe now.

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