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BigLaw: Time to Ditch Your Crazy Partners?

By Marin Feldman | Monday, May 18, 2009

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Originally published on May 11, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

Indigenous to law firms is a breed of men and women of authority, seemingly devoid of all reason, whose sole purpose for being is to make the lives of their colleagues as miserable and as difficult as possible. They micromanage. They scream. They're demanding. You know them — the Crazy Partners. But in light of current economic conditions, they may soon become extinct.

Profiles in Crazy …

"Celia" is a bona fide Crazy Partner. She has worked in the corporate department of a top law firm for 20 years and has been a partner for 12. Celia is an excellent attorney and a workaholic, but she is not a rainmaker. She has frizzy white hair and wears her oversized red glasses around her neck like a necklace. She barrels through the halls muttering to herself, and, according to a source, routinely does not wash her hands after using the bathroom — a gross and arguably dangerous habit (Swine Flu, anyone?). No one knows exactly why she made partner.

Longtime coworkers are aware that Celia's rumpled exterior telegraphs her bizarre and uneven work habits, but new associates find out the hard way.

Celia pounces on all newcomers, whether first years or summers, calling them all on their first day on the job and assigning dubiously billable memos, "presentations," and firm-wide alerts. She creates phantom deadlines for the make-work projects, and repeatedly calls and emails associates for status updates.

On one occasion, she asked a first year to revise a memo more than a dozen times, and each time he submitted the memo to her, she called him to her office and made the associate wait in silence as she read the latest version for the first time and made back and forth hand edits to the draft. The fate of the memo is still unknown because eventually Celia forgot about it.

On another occasion, Celia scheduled an early morning meeting with a different first year about a memo. When the associate arrived at her office, Celia was on the phone and motioned for the associate to take a seat. After five minutes, she then asked the associate to stand outside her office. After 20 minutes, Celia had her assistant tell the first year that she would have to postpone the discussion. The associate returned to her desk to find a "High Importance" email from Celia reprimanding her for not having brought print outs of several email attachments to their (cancelled) meeting.

Change Your Law Firm Can Believe In …

The market downtown of 2008 and grim economic forecast for 2009 has forced Celia's firm to enact cost cutting measures, including attorney and staff reductions. At many firms, these "reductions" have taken the form of associate layoffs. However, some firms, including Celia's, are also reviewing the partnership for downsizing opportunities. As a result of this review, Celia was demoted from equity partner to an income counsel position. She is reportedly no longer permitted to work with junior associates.

This story may have an unhappy ending for Celia, but it illustrates how firms can maximize their use of the faltering economy, if they're willing to put ego aside. The current economic climate is an opportunity for firms to become less bloated and more efficient, which includes, among other things, reviewing personnel at every level. After all, "dead weight" can come in the form of staff, associates, counsel, and partners — and firms that do not spare partners from review are better poised for success in the near term and in the long term.

Celia's firm may have erred in initially making her a partner, but it should be commended for recognizing and rectifying the situation. And while it is disappointing that many firms (including Celia's) are only now effecting positive changes to their businesses, we here at BigLaw are not complaining. We'll take what we can get.

How to Receive BigLaw
Many large firms have good reputations for their work and bad reputations as places to work. Why? Published first via email newsletter and later here on our blog, BigLaw goes deep undercover inside some of the country's biggest law firms. But we don't just dish up the dirt. We also mine it for best and worst practices and other nuggets of knowledge. The BigLaw newsletter is free so don't miss the next issue. Please subscribe now.

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BigLaw: Pimp My Resume

By Marin Feldman | Monday, May 11, 2009

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Originally published on May 4, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

Finding a job these days is about as tough as it gets. The legal market has been especially hard hit. The news is awash with stories of unemployed attorneys sending out hundreds of resumes with few or no positive responses. To stand out from the pack, some attorneys are "tailoring" their resumes and fudging their experience to enhance their qualifications for the job. Nearly everyone embellishes their accomplishments on paper (except for the author when applying for this job, of course), but when does embellishment become falsification? How far is going too far in the quest for employment?

A Tale Told by an Idiot

"Carl" was a fourth year litigation associate at a medium-sized firm in NYC. He had a reputation as a competent, if not superstar, attorney with average to low billable hours. Unfortunately, Carl's firm, like many others in New York, was burned by the 2008 market crash. The firm laid off attorneys in November 2008, and Carl was among the first let go. He received two months' severance, outplacement services, and a week to finish up his work.

As part of the outplacement services, the firm put him in touch with a recruiting agency that specializes in "re-working" resumes. Shortly after being fired, Carl met with the recruiter to discuss his options.

The recruiter told him what many other job-seeking attorneys hear these days: there's not much out there except for bankruptcy work. Did Carl have any bankruptcy experience? the recruiter asked.

Not really, said Carl. He mostly worked on IP and commercial litigation matters, but he did briefly work on a creditor's rights matter in which the debtor was bankrupt. The recruiter suggested that he list the bankruptcy experience on his resume, and hope for the best. But she said that she could not pitch him as a bankruptcy associate to firms that were looking, and as such, she thought his best bet was to pass his resume along to his network of contacts.

Full of Sound and Fury

Carl initially sent out resumes listing himself as a general litigation associate, citing experience in IP and commercial litigation and in bankruptcy. No hits. He then sent out a second round of resumes to different firms listing himself as a general litigation associate, specializing in bankruptcy. To his surprise, a large firm called him up to schedule an interview.

At the interview, the partners described how the group had recently received several new bankruptcy matters and they were in need of mid-level associates who could work without much supervision from the partners. Carl trumped up his experience on the creditor case and impressed the partner by discussing the technical aspects of several bankruptcies in the news which he had specifically researched in anticipation of the interview. Against the odds, Carl landed the job. He started the following week.

Carl privately figured he could brush up the Code on his own or learn quickly on the job, but it soon became apparent that Carl did not have the bankruptcy proficiency indicated by his resume or his interview. He took too long on assignments and sometimes flubbed them. He stumbled on the phone with clients. The partners thought that he appeared to be "winging it," which he was, and in March 2009, after about two months, they asked him to leave.

Signifying Nothing

By portraying himself as a bankruptcy associate, Carl thought he was doing what other unemployed lawyers with some bankruptcy experience were doing.

"I wasn't trying to con the firm into hiring me, I was just emphasizing my bankruptcy experience because those are the available jobs. I thought you're supposed to tweak your resume to reflect the job specs."

While many people do gear their resumes to fit specific job criteria, there is a fine line between tinkering with a resume and outright lying, and Carl's actions fall uncomfortably close to the latter. It may be tempting to emphasize desirable experience, such as bankruptcy, but if you don't have the relevant expertise or experience, don't pretend you do.

Firms watch all associates like hawks. Any shortcomings in laterals hired to fill a specific need won't go unnoticed in this market. There are plenty of unemployed attorneys with legitimate relevant experience who are eager to fill open positions, and firms have every incentive to lose underperforming laterals and trade up.

If and when firms fire recent lateral hires, the terminated attorneys do not necessarily return to the same status they inhabited prior to taking their most recent job. For instance, Carl must now omit or explain the two month blip on his resume to future employers, plus he has soured his reputation at the second firm and perhaps beyond. And since he was terminated for cause, he cannot file for unemployment in New York.

Carl regrets overstating his bankruptcy experience and wishes he listened to the recruiter's advice: if you don't have it, don't flaunt it.

How to Receive BigLaw
Many large firms have good reputations for their work and bad reputations as places to work. Why? Published first via email newsletter and later here on our blog, BigLaw goes deep undercover inside some of the country's biggest law firms. But we don't just dish up the dirt. We also mine it for best and worst practices and other nuggets of knowledge. The BigLaw newsletter is free so don't miss the next issue. Please subscribe now.

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BigLaw: You're Only a Junior Associate Once (Fortunately)

By Liz Kurtz | Monday, May 4, 2009

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Originally published on April 27, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

In past columns, we've discussed weighty issues that arise in everyday practice, and the myriad factors that can contribute to narrowly (or not so narrowly) averted disasters. Poor communication, inter-office politics, clashing personalities, and the challenge of managing a large document production are but a few of the components of the typical near-miss. But, sometimes, the bumps in the road to becoming a better attorney are caused by something you cannot avoid. It's a phenomenon we've all experienced. It's called "being new."

Behind Enemy Lines …

"Sandy" is an experienced litigator at a large national law firm. Although she is now in her second decade of practice, she recalls, all too vividly, some embarrassing moments from earlier in her career. "Every new lawyer has experiences that make her want to crawl into a hole, or spontaneously run into her office and throw up," Sandy says. Some lawyers have both.

For Sandy, one such incident occurred when, as a young associate, she was assigned to handle a litigation matter that wound up being transferred to bankruptcy court. Sandy was still relatively new to the game, and while she had appeared in her local federal District Court, she had never visited the floor of the federal courthouse that housed the bankruptcy courtrooms.

For oral argument for a motion, she arrived at the courthouse early — and nervous. She found her way to the courtroom, hoping that she would have a chance to review her brief (and calm her nerves) while she waited for her case to be called. Instead, Sandy was greeted by a packed courtroom, which (she now knows) is often the case in bankruptcy matters. "Back then," she recalls, "bankruptcy was totally foreign to me." She took one look at the crowd and fled to the hallway.

"I started to pace up and down, with my nose buried in the brief," she remembers. "I was so completely focused on the motion I was about to argue that I didn't even think about my surroundings." Since she had been in the building on a number of occasions, she was able to navigate the hallway outside the courtroom on auto-pilot … or so it seemed.

At some point, as Sandy paced back and forth with her eyes fixed on her brief, nature called. Without missing a beat, she steered herself to the restroom and propelled herself into a stall. When she emerged, she finally took her eyes off the page in front of her, but only to look for the edge of a sink on which to rest her papers while she washed her hands. When she did, she was mortified by what she saw. Instead of the sink she was expecting, what loomed to her immediate right was … a urinal.

Thanks to a different layout on the floor housing the bankruptcy court, Sandy ended up "behind enemy lines." But she breathed a sigh of relief: no one had seen her. She washed her hands quickly and prepared to make a stealthy exit. Alas, discretion was not on the docket for Sandy that day. She stepped out of the restroom, and into the path of the head bankruptcy partner.

"He didn't say anything, but he looked at me like I had six heads," Sandy recalls. "And while he never asked me why I ran out of the men's restroom at the bankruptcy court, brief in hand, I avoided him for years." Sandy can laugh about the incident now, but, she notes, "I think it took about three years for me to stop hiding every time I saw him. I would literally run the other way if I spotted him from down the hall."

You Want It When?

Sandy tells another story from her early days of practice that demonstrates how nerve-wracking life at the bottom of the food chain can be.

In her very first week as a new associate, Sandy received an assignment from a senior partner at the firm, "Mr. King." Mr. King wasn't just any senior partner, though. He was one of "those" partners: very distinguished, very illustrious, and very intimidating. Every lawyer encounters a partner like Mr. King at some point, and can recall the cold stab of fear that invariably surges through their young, green heart when they do.

Mr. King, explains Sandy, was known for his formidable — and formal — style. Rather than calling an anxious young associate into his office and explaining the task at hand, he would send an elegant memo setting forth the assignment. Conversation and feedback were not part of the process: the associate was simply expected to produce a pristine, finished product on — and not a minute after — the due date in the memo. There was no room for negotiation, or for error.

So, when Sandy received such a memo from Mr. King, she was (to put it mildly) nervous. Mr. King had asked Sandy to prepare the materials for a continuing education seminar. "This meant that the work was non-billable," explains Sandy, "and that I would have to find a way to do it — and do it perfectly — while I was juggling all my other billable work." Mr. King's memo instructed her to have the assignment prepared by noon on the following Friday, which meant that she had exactly one week to complete it. Swallowing her apprehension, she threw herself into the task at hand.

Sandy toiled away on the assignment. She was, however, toiling away on a full complement of billable work, and, by Thursday of the following week, she had not yet finished preparing Mr. King's materials. "No problem," she thought. "I have another full day to wrap up my research and complete my memo." Feeling comfortable with her progress, she pressed on. Sandy was fully absorbed in her work when the phone rang, jangling her back to the present. The caller was … Mr. King.

"Sandy," he boomed, "Mr. King here. How's my assignment?"

"It's coming along," she said, "but I still need to do quite a bit of research, and finish my memo …"

Mr. King continued as though he hadn't heard her. "I'd like to have it by noon," he announced bluntly.

Sandy's heart sank. "Well," she reminded him, "your memo did say that it was due tomorrow at noon, and it's not complete yet, and …"

Mr. King was in no mood to entertain her protests. "Noon," he said flatly, and signed off.

Sandy panicked. Not only had she not yet finished the memo, but Mr. King worked in a separate building across the parking lot. "I looked out the window, Sandy remembers, "and it was pouring. I had no time to edit, and I didn't even know if I would have time to get there."

Sandy had no time for reflection. "I printed out my document, grabbed it on the way out the door, threw on my coat as I was running down the hallway, and sprinted out," Sandy says. She arrived at Mr. King's office, breathless and rain-soaked, and presented him with the memo. He weighed it carefully in his hand, making an exaggerated motion that pantomimed "My, how light this is!" Sandy's heart sank further. Mr. King looked at her sternly. "It's twelve minutes late," he said.

Sandy returned to her office, forlorn. "I was just sick over it," she recalls. "I couldn't believe that I'd had to hand in this assignment — to Mr. King, no less — when it still needed a full day of work. It was awful." She waited nervously for the inevitable consequences, which, she was convinced, would be dire.

The next day, Mr. King called. "I have one question," Mr. King began sternly. "Is this the BEST you can do?"

Sandy tried to stammer a response. "No," she protested, "I thought I had more time, and the memo said that …"

Once again, Mr. King cut her off. But, to her surprise, he started to laugh. "Of COURSE it's the best you can do!" he bellowed. "Because it's EXCELLENT!" Mr. King loved the work she had done; he thought it was fantastic; he was impressed by her thorough research and trenchant analysis.

Or something to that effect. Sandy can barely recall Mr. King's exact words: she was too overwhelmed to absorb it all.

"I thanked Mr. King for his compliments, and for giving me the opportunity to work on the assignment." But, she adds, "After I hung up the phone, I pulled out my trash can and threw up. I don't think I've ever been so relieved."

Sandy has gone on to have an illustrious career at the firm, and looks back at her early blunders — and how seriously she took them — with the lens of grateful nostalgia through which most lawyers view their past. Thankfully, we can now laugh at mistakes that seemed at the time like the end of the world.

How to Receive BigLaw
Many large firms have good reputations for their work and bad reputations as places to work. Why? Published first via email newsletter and later here on our blog, BigLaw goes deep undercover inside some of the country's biggest law firms. But we don't just dish up the dirt. We also mine it for best and worst practices and other nuggets of knowledge. The BigLaw newsletter is free so don't miss the next issue. Please subscribe now.

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BigLaw: The Privilege Is Not Yours to Give

By Liz Kurtz | Monday, April 27, 2009

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Originally published on April 20, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

Most large firm associates consider "privilege review" no privilege. What's that you say? A trained monkey could do this work? An understandable thought given the drudgery, but the pitfalls of reviewing a massive document production for privilege are real and occur too often for comfort. It's not monkey business.

A Litigation Team Out of Its League …

"Chloe," now a veteran litigator at a firm on the West Coast, knows all too well how a perfect storm of common variables can, in the aggregate, amount to a discovery disaster. As a mid-level associate, Chloe was assigned to work on a document production in a products liability case. Her firm was delighted to land the client, a medical device manufacturer, and embarked upon the case with starry-eyed visions of a lengthy, but manageable, document review. It quickly became apparent, says Chloe, that the case was bigger than anything the team of attorneys had imagined.

Strike one.

"First of all," Chloe reflects, "we were not prepared for something on that scale. Of course, we had sold ourselves as the most capable firm for the job, so when we realized that the document review was going to be much more involved that we had anticipated, we were afraid of being caught with our pants down." Litigators, however, must be prepared to meet any challenge, so the partners gathered for a huddle, enlisted as many reviewers as they could find, and soldiered on.

Suddenly, from the chaos of the battlefield, a heroic figure emerged ... or so it seemed. "Marc," a young, green associate had wowed everyone (or at least the partners) with his unflagging confidence and apparent willingness to work long, hard hours. It did not hurt that Marc had come highly recommended — albeit by his father, who was an important client. He dazzled the partners were dazzled, and it seemed, recalls Chloe, as though he could do no wrong. "With all these documents to review," she remembers one of the partners saying, "it's a good thing we have someone as talented as Marc."

Needless to say, the other associates on the team were not quite as sanguine about Marc's magical abilities. Although the partners could not sing his praises loudly or often enough, the more seasoned associates suspected that Marc's primary talents included patting himself on the back, tooting his own horn, and self aggrandizing at every available opportunity. Chloe summarizes their impressions succinctly: "A little too much hat; not enough cattle."

Strike two.

Further complicating matters, in-house counsel for the client was a relatively inexperienced, and had never dealt with, much less managed, a major litigation. As a result, says Chloe, "she was incredibly skittish. Every normal twist and turn in the discovery process sent her into a panic; any development that didn't go our way had her convinced that we were losing the case."

Strike three.

A Rookie Without Supervision …

Amidst this brewing maelstrom, the privilege review loomed. As Chloe explains, the documents were being reviewed in Summation Enterprise, and had, at least in theory, been "OCR'd" and coded. At some point, Marc — in his infinite wisdom — made a fateful privilege call that nearly derailed the case, or at least the firm's relationship with its client.

The document in question was a chart of notable events in the history of the litigation prepared by in-house counsel. In addition to its fundamentally privileged content, it contained the attorney's marginalia — the sort of thing that most of us scrawl on a document when we are certain that it will never fall into the hands of, say, the plaintiff's attorney.

Although it didn't say anything quite as explicit as "this document was prepared in anticipation of litigation, and reflects my mental impressions, conclusions, opinions, and legal theories," it may as well have. The document was so clearly privileged, she adds, that each of the eight other reviewers assigned to the case had recognized and tagged its duplicates as such. Marc, however, decided that the document should be produced. And so it made its way, unnoticed, into the batch of documents (which numbered in the tens of thousands) produced for opposing counsel.

Strike four.

How did Marc miss this hanging curveball? Well, Chloe explains, a number of factors contributed to the faux pas. "An experienced reviewer would have recognized that the document was, without a doubt, privileged," she says. "But there was no name on it, and Marc didn't know to look at the OCR coding, which would have told him that it was authored by an in-house attorney. Moreover, he didn't realize that it was a duplicate of documents that had been tagged as privileged by other people. Maybe the OCR coding failed because of the marginalia; maybe he just didn't have the experience to de-duplicate. Either way, he made a bad call."

Moreover, she said, because of Marc's status as the team's "golden child," the more senior attorneys were reluctant to quality-control his work. "He bristled when we reviewed his work, and would complain to the partners," Chloe notes. "After they told us a few times that Marc was 'fantastic,' and was doing a 'great job,' we got the picture: don't look over Marc's shoulder. It's not worth it."

Might this explain why the partners didn't catch Marc's mistake, you wonder? Well, Chloe continues, Marc had truly convinced them that he was a document-reviewing wunderkind. "Of course," she says, "there were quality control measures, but when you're producing thousands, or hundreds of thousands, of documents, oversight can be ... well, imperfect. And, unfortunately, the partners were giving Marc the benefit of the doubt, so they may not have been as attentive to his mistakes."

Game Over. You Lose.

Fast forward to the deposition of a minor defense witness. Thinking that there were bigger fish to fry, the partners from Chloe's firm had sent an attorney who was only tangentially involved in the case to cover the dep. Plaintiffs' counsel was moving through his list of questions, while the other attorneys in the room fought off deposition-induced narcolepsy. But, when plaintiffs' counsel paused for a moment to introduce a certain exhibit, the defense attorneys' Spidey senses tingled. "Can I see that?" asked one of the in-house attorneys. The document was handed over. "I recognize this document," he said, after a nausea-inducing pause. "I created it."

Are we still counting strikes?

The attorneys huddled for a brief sidebar, and Chloe's colleague quickly called the partners. "It was," Chloe remembers with a grimace, "the 'Oh No' moment we all fear." But wait, she explains: there's more. The partners talked amongst themselves, and decided that a vociferous objection would only emphasize the significance of the document. "Just let the plaintiffs think that it's no big deal," they concluded. "If we make a stink about it now, they'll realize we screwed up."

By "they," of course, the partners did not just mean "the plaintiffs." They were also thinking of the client, with whom they feared the inevitable, awkward conversation, beginning with the words "mea culpa."

Did their strategy work? Did the clients breathe a sigh of relief, grateful for a debacle narrowly averted? More important, was the debacle actually averted? The answer to all of these pressing questions, Chloe explains bluntly, is "No."

Her firm took the position (which required considerable contortion) that the document may not have been privileged at all. The partners maintained that the document's release probably wouldn't be damaging. Perhaps most importantly, they declined to insist that it should be clawed back.

So what happened? "Well," Chloe says, "by attempting to save face, we lost all credibility with the client. The in-house lawyer managing the case was already skittish, and this put her over the edge. She totally lost faith in us. The document review continued because we were so deeply entrenched by then, but we were 'relieved' as lead counsel, and finished the review under the watchful eye of another firm." And the document? While it did not become a "smoking gun," it wasn't forgotten, either.

Chloe summarizes the outcome in simple terms. "It was," she declares, "a disaster."

Claw Back Privileged Documents Along With Your Reputation …

On the bright side, Chloe says optimistically, there are multiple lessons to be learned from the (plentiful) mistakes made on the road to the aforementioned disaster.

First, always supervise the novice. It may seems obvious, she concedes, but the need for close supervision is often overlooked when it comes to document review, which young associates are frequently tasked with because of its perceived simplicity. Don't assume that privilege review is as easy as looking for the names of attorneys on an email. Don't be swayed by the uber-confident associate who appears to have mastered the task at hand. Young lawyers, she points out, simply don't have enough experience to spot significant issues in documents, and can easily make a bad call. Of course, she admits, you'll never have enough time to re-review every document that goes out the door, so focus your resources on looking for errors made by the least seasoned member of your team — even if he is a client's son.

Second, she says, remember not only to be aware of duplicates, but to remain mindful of the limitations of even the best eDiscovery tools. OCR is not a perfect technology. Vendors are not magicians. No document review platform is flawless. At the end of the day, technology doesn't do the work of document review for us; it simply cuts down on the number of paper cuts.

Finally, always take responsibility for your mistakes. "And," Chloe cautions, "most importantly, if a privileged document comes out in a deposition, object, object, and object again, more loudly. Claw it back then and there." She makes a last, "belt and suspenders" suggestion about what to do next. "After you object, grab the document and rip it to shreds. If you have to," she says, "eat the damn thing."

How to Receive BigLaw
Many large firms have good reputations for their work and bad reputations as places to work. Why? Published first via email newsletter and later here on our blog, BigLaw goes deep undercover inside some of the country's biggest law firms. But we don't just dish up the dirt. We also mine it for best and worst practices and other nuggets of knowledge. The BigLaw newsletter is free so don't miss the next issue. Please subscribe now.

Topics: BiglawWorld | Law Office Management

BigLaw: Beware the Summer Associate Program

By Marin Feldman | Monday, April 20, 2009

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Originally published on April 13, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

Picture it: New York, summer 2008. Summer associate programs remained orgies of expensive lunches, Broadway shows, and casino nights, but the economic tide had begun to turn. Unbeknownst to a group of summer associates at a certain large firm, the sword of Damocles was about to fall.

Queen Bees of the Summer Associate Program

By all accounts, there was a group of about ten partiers in the summer class. They showed up to the office on time, stayed late, and then went out late to bars after work. They were smart and they turned in solid work, but they were intent on having a hedonistic summer program like the ones they had heard so much about from their predecessors. You only "summer" once after all.

This roving pack of summers had struck up friendships with several male junior partners at the firm. These partners were self-professed "work hard, play hard" types, whose offices had Yankees Jerseys pinned to the wall or framed pictures from Vegas outings displayed on the desks. They, too, came in on time, stayed late, and went to bars after hours.

Since they were involved in the firm's summer associate committee, these junior partners selflessly took it upon themselves to initiate the bar expeditions with the summer associates. Typically, they would swing by summers' offices in the late afternoon and ask them if they wanted to hit up a midtown lounge that night — all on the corporate card, of course. Whether it was because free drinks were involved or because saying no to a partner was out of the question, the partier summers usually accepted the invitations. The partners jokingly harassed those other summers who hesitated or claimed that they couldn't go because of work. You'll have the rest of your career to work, they said, one night out won't hurt you.

Or could it?

What Happens Outside Work Does Not Stay Outside Work

The debauchery at these bar nights was fairly tame. Nobody stripped naked and jumped into the Hudson, nobody vomited in public. A typical evening included dancing, flirting and partners ordering shots and taking them alongside the summers. The group would sometimes stay out till 4 a.m. and then the following day at work its members would commiserate about hangovers. To the summers, these partners seemed more like friends than bosses.

At the end of the program, the summers were called in one by one to a senior partner's office to receive their final review and, hopefully, their permanent offer to join the firm after law school.

Since the firm had always given 100% offers, "Henry" one of the partier summers, sat down at his review fairly confident that he would receive an offer. The senior partner first read him two positive reviews of his work, and then read the review of a junior partner with whom Henry had been out at night a number of times.

"Bob's review said how he thought my memo was good," Henry says, "but he also thought I didn't seem to take my job seriously enough and wondered if I displayed good judgment. Pretty hypocritical because every time I went, Bob was there too. I did not see this coming."

Due in part to the negative review, Henry did not receive an offer to join the firm. He was not alone; in total eight people out of a class of 50-something did not receive offers. Five of the no-offered were the partier summers, who, like Henry, received positive reviews of their work, but negative reviews of their social calendar from junior partners who partied right alongside them.

Partners Are Not Your Friends

Henry and his fellow summers found out the hard way that partners, however "cool" they might seem, are still the bosses. No matter how many how many shots they order on a summer's behalf, they're still watching, scrutinizing and reporting back. Their allegiance is to the firm and the firm's bottom line, not to any friendships forged with summer associates.

In this climate of firm layoffs in which summers and associates alike must prove their worthiness of continued employment, it is especially critical that they not taint their candidacy or give partners any opportunity to doubt their commitment to the firm. Had Henry summered in 2007 or earlier, he may have received an offer, but a 2008 summer piddling away firm funds at bars was a cost just waiting to be cut.

Hopefully the 2009 summer class will learn from the 2008 class' follies — we're not in Oz anymore.

Assuming that Henry is not leaving out damning details about the late night bar runs, his story begs the question of why partners would condemn summer associates for the very festivities in which they themselves partake. Maybe it was convenient to blame it on the partying rather than admit the firm could not make universal offers because of the economy. Maybe these partners were just regular old snakes in the grass. We will never know the answer, but the takeaway is the same:

Just because a partner behaves a certain way does not mean you can. Partners have a modicum of job security; everyone else in BigLaw does not.

How to Receive BigLaw
Many large firms have good reputations for their work and bad reputations as places to work. Why? Published first via email newsletter and later here on our blog, BigLaw goes deep undercover inside some of the country's biggest law firms. But we don't just dish up the dirt. We also mine it for best and worst practices and other nuggets of knowledge. The BigLaw newsletter is free so don't miss the next issue. Please subscribe now.

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BigLaw: They're Called Advocates for a Reason

By Marin Feldman | Friday, April 17, 2009

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Originally published on April 6, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

Law students who have done the reading understand the principle that acts of omission can be just as grievous as acts of commission, especially when the law imposes a duty or an expectation of reliance exists. Whether these future attorneys apply this principle when operating their own practices is an entirely different story.

One of These Things Is Not Like the Other …

"Kelly," a fifth year BigLaw corporate associate, was in the offices of target company's outside counsel with her supervising partner, "Todd."

Seated across from her in the conference room was target company's outside counsel: "Brian," a former sixth year associate who had recently left BigLaw to start his own practice. Also in attendance were target company's head of HR and several partners representing co-purchasers. Besides Kelly, it was an all-male cast.

Todd took the lead in purchase agreement negotiations, while Kelly took notes. About 15 minutes into the haggling, Brian interrupted Todd and requested a sidebar among the lawyers to resolve some drafting issues without the client present. Brian, Todd, and the co-purchaser partners stood up to leave the room. Kelly stood up as well.

"Um, actually, I would be more comfortable if you didn't come along," Brian said, leveling his gaze at her.

"What?" asked Kelly. "I'm working on this case, too."

"Sorry," Brian said, clicking a pen and grabbing a notepad. "It would just be better if you stayed here."

The head of HR looked at Kelly, befuddled. Kelly looked at Todd. Todd shrugged. And with that, Todd, Brian and the two partners left the room.

"Weird," the client mouthed.

Bungled Damage Control …

On the way back to the office from the meeting, Kelly told Todd that she was upset that opposing counsel excluded her from the private meeting for no ostensible reason.

Kelly told Todd, "Maybe it's not because I am a woman, but Brian would have not done that if I was a guy.'"

Todd agreed there was sexism at play in Brian's request. That evening he sent Brian an email, BCC'ing Kelly, fuming that excluding Kelly from the sidebar was "totally unacceptable."

The next day, Todd rolled his eyes as he told Kelly of Brian's you-didn't-try-to-stop-it counterargument. "Touche," Todd chuckled.

Dumb and Dumber …

Our analysis of this comedy of errors begins with Brian, who, of course, should not have requested Kelly's exclusion. At worst, his comment was sexist and inappropriate; at best, it was a product of a newly-minted partner's inflated ego. Regardless, Brian's nonsensical request was embarrassing to himself and ultimately to his client. Brian may have later found himself in the awkward position of having his comment reported back by the head of HR to other members of the company's executive team. That can't be good for business.

But once the improper request was out there, it was Todd's responsibility as the partner in charge to defend his colleague. Partners need to advocate for associates because it's the honorable thing to do, and because the best representation of clients by large firms depends on successful and supportive teamwork among the lawyers. Eye rolls and shoulder shrugs may be sufficient for some, but Kelly was enraged with the way her partner handled the situation.

"He should have stood up for me at the negotiations. He should have apologized to me after for failing to do. But no, instead, I had to tell him that I was upset, and only then did he send an email. For Todd to shrug and not make a stink about this jerk excluding me made me feel like I was not important."

But the email was too little too late. Todd's acquiescence to Kelly's exclusion made him look like a pushover in front of opposing counsel and co-purchaser attorneys, and a sexist by transitive property.

Even worse, Todd's inaction undermined morale in the firm's small corporate group, where the story made rounds among associates. When morale is low and associates feel unappreciated, the quality of work declines and productivity decreases. That can't be good for business, either.

Fair and Balanced Coverage

So, of the two professional sins, which one is worse: failing to check one's ego in front of opposing counsel and one's own client or allowing such unprofessional behavior to go unchecked? As they say on Fox News: you decide.

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BigLaw: A Partner Shares His Secrets for Successful Assignments

By Liz Kurtz | Thursday, April 16, 2009

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Originally published on March 30, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

Previously in BigLaw, we talked about the madness that can result when communication breaks down between warring factions within the ranks of a firm's partnership. Epic battles between firm fiefdoms can undermine efficiency, turn associates into human shields, and, ultimately, leave the client wondering why his attorneys are too busy throwing mashed potatoes at one another to focus on the task at hand.

If the difficulty of intra-partner communication is enough to conjure such famous couplings as the Hatfields and McCoys, Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, and Itchy and Scratchy, can a lowly associate ever hope to bridge the Great [Communication] Divide?

Find The Case …

We've all been on the wrong side of the aforementioned divide. It starts out innocently enough: a partner calls you into her office, describes the matter you will be working on (or, more likely, some fragment of the matter, removed from its context and thus stripped of helpful details, like facts), and tasks you with finding The Case. Yes, you realize with an involuntary chill: she wants you to find The Case.

Ah … The Case.

We've all heard of it, but it has earned the mythical status of a unicorn for good reason: few have seen it, and fewer still have actually harnessed its magical abilities.

The Case is a case that stands for a premise so unique, so completely counterfactual, and so arcane, that you doubt a court of law could have arrived at such a decision. The partner, however, is absolutely certain: it's out there, and it's your job to find it.

The Shapeshifting Assignment …

An even more common scenario involves another mythical creature: the Shapeshifting Assignment (and its corollary, the morphing memo).

Again, you know the setup: you arrive in the partner's office, prepared to receive your research task. He describes it in great detail, and gives you precise instructions for the memo he wants you to churn out. Eager to please, you ensconce yourself in the library and give it your all. Several days later, you hand the partner the product of your sweat, tears, and lost weekend. He takes one look at it, and, with steam shooting from his ears, announces that it's all wrong.

Clarify Your Assignment in Writing …

The scenarios described above are classic examples of how poor communication can lead to wasted time and effort, frustration on the part of all involved, and (depending upon the personalities involved), humiliation for the well-intentioned, but hapless, associate. Is there any way to avoid these all-too-common pitfalls?

Your best hope, explains one tipster, is to keep in mind that an ounce — or, in lawyer parlance, a few six-minute increments — of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

"Bill," now an experienced practitioner, was barely out of law school when he experienced the Shapeshifting Assignment for the first time. Since then, he has had strong feelings about it, and, more importantly, has devised a system for avoiding it.

"As an associate, you really need to know where you stand at all times," he says. The best way to protect yourself, he advises, is to devote special attention to what he refers to as "front end communications," or the give-and-take of instructions that occur before you actually roll up your sleeves and get to work.

Bill found, as a young associate, that a short "assignment memo" was often the best insurance policy. After receiving his marching orders, he says, "I would go back to my office, take a moment to gather my thoughts, and write a brief memo summarizing the assignment and identifying the issues, as I understood them." He explains that, by giving the partner a chance to see your understanding of the assignment before you begin, you accomplish two things: (1) you provide an opportunity to clarify and iron out details before you get started, and, in doing so doing (2) create the proverbial butt-cover that you may need later.

Having been on both sides of the desk, Bill understands that miscommunications about the precise contours of an assignment often occur "in the total absence of malice." Rather, he says, "people are busy; expectations aren't always well-stated, and memories are short. People forget what was said or not said, or they change their minds about what it was they wanted to focus on."

As an associate, Bill found that many partners were grateful for the chance to review instructions before hours were wasted on tangential research or off-point memos. Nonetheless, he advises, it's important to "be diplomatic about it. There are ways to make it seem like you're doing [the assigning partner] a favor, and not just creating a cold, hard record." For example, he says, it may help to emphasize that you, the associate, are making sure that you understand the assignment, rather than suggesting that the partner's instructions were unclear.

Bill returns repeatedly to two magic words: contemporaneous notes. Of course, he says, you'll need to take them to prepare your assignment memo, but, in addition, he points out, "taking contemporaneous notes during a meeting makes it clear that you're paying attention to what is being said, and lets them know that you're on top of things."

Lawyers and big egos, he observes diplomatically, are a pairing on the level of peanut butter and jelly. Contemporaneous notes represent an associate's way of "leveling the playing field." Moreover (speaking of diplomacy), if there is a dispute about who said what, Bill says, you'll be grateful for your contemporaneous notes. You'll also be grateful for your email correspondence, he reminds us, which practically does the work of creating a paper trail for you. In short, he advises, keeping your own mini-file of the cases you're working on will help you (the associate) stay on top of the assignments, and provide you with back-up should you ever need it.

The Buck Really Stops at the Partner's Desk …

Now that he is on the other side of the desk, Bill also has a few helpful suggestions for those on the giving end of assignments. "I prepare a short memo outlining the assignment, and have it ready when I meet with an associate," he says. In it, he is "explicit about time parameters and important issues." For example, he explains, he will often tell an associate to come back to him after three hours of research and discuss his or her progress.

Here, he stresses, good, old-fashioned talk works best. "I don't want them to waste time writing anything up," he continues. "I just want to head off research tangents before they start, and figure out whether we're going in the right direction." He finds that the minimal time and effort involved in outlining the assignment, and then meeting with the associate for a status check early on, yield tremendous benefits.

An Ounce of Prevention …

Basically, Bill concludes, a little bit of preparation up front can prevent all manner of heartache (and wasted billable time) later. And, he emphasizes, it's particularly important for associates to invest the time in figuring out what is expected of them, in relation to both assignments and working relationships.

"Trust me," he says, with the authority of one who has learned his lessons the hard way. "You can easily find yourself, as an associate, on the receiving end of an undiplomatic situation without the power to do anything about it. Knowing the rules up front and clarifying your assignments will make your work better and more precise … but, in a pinch, there's also nothing like being able to go back to the record."

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BigLaw: Partner Wars: Attack of the Clone Practice Groups

By Marin Feldman | Tuesday, March 24, 2009

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Originally published on March 16, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

Yankees v. Red Sox. Montagues v. Capulets. Obi-Wan v. Darth Vader. Bitter rivalries, all of them, and all of them fought outside the confines of law firms. But what happens when turf wars take place behind the swank mahogany doors of the world's top law firms? Who's caught in the crossfire when partners duel?

A Group By Another Name That Does the Same Work

Before hiring laterals went the way of the Dodo bird, "Doug" secured an interview with a top New York law firm whose Employee Benefits practice was supposedly larger and more diverse than that of the large firm where he then worked as a fourth year associate.

When Doug logged onto the prospective firm's Web site to prepare for his interview, he found that two practice groups at the firm dealt with Employee Benefits: the Executive Compensation & Employee Benefits group handled compensation arrangements, the benefits aspect of M&A deals, and pension plans, whereas the Labor, Employment & ERISA group handled compensation arrangements, the benefits aspect of M&A deals, and pension plans. Oh, and the latter group handled labor issues, too.

Doug first assumed that the two practices were actually the same, but each had a separate Web page and listed different sets of attorneys associated with each group. He was slated to interview with attorneys from Executive Compensation & Employee Benefits only.

Confused, he emailed a friend who was an associate at the firm for clarification.

The response: "Partner Wars."

Dueling Partners, Dueling Practices

At the interview, Doug asked a senior associate, "Kara," to elaborate on the difference between the two groups and whether they worked in tandem on matters. Kara got up, shut the door to her office, and returned to her chair.

According to firm legend, she explained, there was once a single Executive Compensation/Employee Benefits/Labor/ERISA group. However, the group's two senior partners so hated each other that they split the kingdom and forged separate fiefdoms that continue to perform very similar work. So no, they didn't work in tandem. Associates work for one group or the other; dual citizenship is not permitted.

Doug then asked whether she found the dueling practice group system odd or problematic.

Kara morbidly analogized the situation to a treatment for epilepsy in which the brain tissue that connects the right and left hemispheres is severed. The Executive Comp people never know what the Labor people are working on, and vice versa. This disconnect results in the groups occasionally duplicating each others' efforts.

But duplicating efforts is the least of dueling groups' problems. Kara noted that the split becomes truly nightmarish when the general corporate associates cannot figure out which Executive Comp or Labor associate is working on which deal.

She recalled an incident in which a livid client called about poorly drafted employment agreements from a deal that closed several months prior. It turned out the corporate associates drafted the agreements themselves out of desperation, after failing to determine which Executive Comp or Labor associate was staffed on the matter. All the agreements had to be amended and re-executed. The most humiliating part of it all, said Kara, was explaining the mix-up to the client.

Law Firm Fiefdoms Are Bad for Business

Impressing potential hires may not be the primary concern of law firms, but as Doug's story demonstrates, partner turf wars can affect more than just office politics.

Firms plagued by dueling practice groups or partner grudge matches — even rifts less dramatic than the one described above — are at a significant disadvantage compared to their drama-free peers. Among the many downsides — reduced efficiency and higher bills, which may help the firm in the short run, but clients will eventually realize that they're not receiving the highest caliber at a reasonable cost.

Of course, clients aren't the only ones that suffer. Associates forced to choose sides between partners lose potential mentors and cannot benefit from the experience and expertise of the entire partnership. Associates with truncated skill sets ultimately hurt the firm.

Consequently, now, perhaps more than ever, it behooves squabbling partners to take a cue from divorced parents and put aside personal grudges for the sake of the proverbial kids. If they can't, firms that play host to these battles should consider asking one of the partners to leave.

As for the firm where Doug interviewed, Kara was resigned when she recounted the feud. "That's the firm — what can you do?" she mused.

Doug knew exactly what to do — he hustled out of the interview and kept on running.

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BigLaw: Partnership Is Thicker Than Water

By Liz Kurtz | Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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Originally published on March 2, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

In our inaugural BigLaw column, we discussed the practice, once common at large law firms, of gently nudging associates toward the door as they approached their expiration date.

Back in the good old days (think way, way back, perhaps all the way to 2008), the "stealth layoff" could be handled so delicately that associates might actually believe that they had decided it was time to "explore other options."

Welcome to 2009, where mass layoffs seem to be the new black, and subtle, kid-gloved terminations look positively old-timey. Given the thin ice upon which associates now tread, one tipster's story about the many perils of the performance review process seems particularly topical.

Every Large Firm Has at Least One Mr. Flint …

As a mid-level associate at a large New York law firm, "Julie" (not her real name) was universally popular with, and respected by, the partners with whom she worked. After working on a long project out of state, Julie returned to her home office and was assigned to work with a partner who had joined the firm during her absence.

In his short tenure, "Mr. Flint" had burned through several associates, and developed a reputation for being difficult, demanding, and verbally abusive. Needless to say, Julie's experience was no different. Flint was often critical, insulting, and prone to heaping invective on the very associates (including Julie) who toiled on his projects until 3:00 AM, sacrificed weekends, and skipped social engagements to fulfill his exacting demands.

On the other hand, Flint was routinely satisfied with her performance, and when her initial assignment for him ended, he continued to solicit her to work on projects.

Don't Open That Door (Cue Suspenseful Music) …

As review season approached, Julie was uncertain which Flint would undertake her performance evaluation — the derisive screamer, or the partner been pleased with her work product. Fortunately (or so she thought) her firm's review process required the completion of self-evaluations, in which associates were encouraged to discuss the partners with whom they had worked.

Julie explains that, implausible as it now seems, the associates believed that their honest input about their own — and the partners' — performance was welcomed. Julie also believed that writing honestly about her experience with Flint would provide context for, and perhaps preemptively defend against, any negative comments Flint might be inclined to make about her.

Since (she figured) her evaluation would only be viewed by the small committee of partners who managed associate reviews, the self-review would provide her with a perfect forum in which to discuss her experience working with Flint. And, because Flint's ill temper and penchant for bad behavior was so well-known, she thought, no one would be surprised by her side of the story.

For those of you who have the same sense, reading Julie's story, that descends when one watches the heroine of a slasher movie unknowingly open the door to greet the guy in a hockey mask, rest assured: Julie was circumspect in her evaluation, and limited herself to a tactful (and lawyerly) explanation of Flint's tendency to verbally abuse the help.

So imagine her surprise when, during her review, she was treated to Flint's scathing written response to her own self-evaluation. Notwithstanding his satisfaction with her work (as evidenced by repeated requests for more of her time), Flint called for Julie's termination, or at least a period of disciplinary probation. Fortunately, Julie's stellar track record and solid relationships saved her job at the firm, but she was forced to endure several months of "probation" and the tarnishing of her "permanent record."

Lesson Learned: Your Career Can't Handle the Truth …

Although it may seem obvious in hindsight that you should not criticize a partner, Julie points out that the circumstances often make such situations more difficult to read.

First, she believed that she was telling her side of the story to a receptive — if not downright sympathetic — audience: Flint was known for abusing associates, while Julie had an excellent reputation at the firm and had been successful and well-liked in her years there.

"I may have been too cocky," Julie now admits, "but I assumed, because everyone liked me and told me that I did great work, that I would be given the benefit of the doubt."

Second, Julie notes, Flint was relatively new at the firm, and was, by all accounts, quite unpopular with the other partners. As Julie learned, however, the bonds of partnership are much thicker than the (figurative) blood, sweat, and/or tears of even the most beloved associate.

Although Julie continues to work at the firm, she came frighteningly close to losing her job. "At the end of the day," Julie says, "they're partners. No matter how right you — the associate — are, they have connections, relationships, and loyalties that you can't fathom."

Her advice? "Don't put pen to paper," she warns. "Even if you feel like you're setting the record straight, you're better off pulling someone aside to discuss it discreetly. As the associate, assume that you're wrong even when you're right."

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BigLaw: Dishing Dirt to Help Large Firms Clean Up Their Act

By Neil J. Squillante | Sunday, March 1, 2009

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Originally published on February 16, 2009 in our free BigLaw newsletter.

Introduction

Large law firms don't lay people off, do they? Yes, Virginia, they do. And I remember the first time it happened.

Large firms usually let go of people in a manner so gentle as to go unnoticed — even by those who get the axe.

The most common scenario occurs nine years in when a partner walks into your office and suggests that you spend the next year looking for something else to do.

Nice work if you can get it because the paychecks keep rolling in but the work slows to trickle.

The more subtle large firm layoff occurs much earlier when you receive a middling performance review. You might foolishly believe that you can reverse your fortunes. Just don't say I didn't warn you when that ninth year rolls around.

A Massacre By Any Other Name …

Last week's already infamous Valentine's Day massacre has shocked everyone.

How quickly we forget.

A bull market fueled by junk debt financing results in massive hiring and salary inflation at America's largest law firms. When the corporate work dries up during the ensuing recession, law firms cut the most obvious cost — those inflated salaries. Sound familiar? That's what happened in the early 1990s.

This time around the cuts are deeper because the good times lasted much longer and the law firms grew much larger.

But in both cases, the unwritten rule governing tenure at large firms — a veritable pacta sunt servanda — gave way to a clausula rebus sic stantibus when the profits per partner began to plummet.

Of course, I prefer the English idiom. Life sucks, then you get laid off.

The Trappings of BigLaw …

The recession in the early nineties couldn't have been kinder to me. I enrolled in law school at UCLA when it began and graduated when it ended, landing a job at Willkie Far & Gallagher.

I started at Willkie on October 11, 1993. I worked the next 20 days straight before I finally got a day off, fittingly, on Halloween. The firm — or at least the senior associate for whom I was working, which to a first year represent a difference without distinction — would not permit me leave work on October 15th to let the movers into my apartment. My father came to my rescue as parents often do. I had never even seen my apartment until that night, having leased it from afar based on a faxed floor plan.

Was I depressed? Far from it. I was having a blast!

From my perspective, I had an office on the 47th floor overlooking New York City, got free dinner and car service every night, and became fast friends with several of my 40 fellow first years. Plus my first assignment was a Supreme Court petition for certiorari.

More subtle than the accompanying golden handcuffs, these and other trappings of large firm life make you feel more important than you actually are, and keep many young associates content for a while.

But not forever. Sooner or later, you lose your innocence and become jaded. For some, it happens after a month. For others, it can take, well, nine years.

If Gossip Is Information, and Information Is Knowledge …

The large firm trapping I most enjoyed was the gossip. Judging by the success of Above the Law, I'm not alone.

Just like those layoffs in the early nineties, nothing has changed. But good gossip never gets old.

There's all the sex of course. Associates and partners, associates and paralegals, even an associate and a janitor as I recall.

Some gossip makes its way to the press, but even in today's blog-happy world, much of it never leaves the firm, especially the stuff that really matters like a beauty contest win or a botched deposition.

Because we didn't have blogs like Above the Law, I started an underground email newsletter at Willkie. That experience eventually led to TechnoLawyer so it's only fitting that I come full circle back to my email newsletter roots.

And so today we launch BigLaw, a new email newsletter by large firm lawyers for large firm lawyers.

While we intend to dish the dirt, we will do so with the best of intentions.

We're not interested in embarrassing anyone so we'll anonymize all the gossip we receive. Instead, we want to transform this gossip into knowledge by drawing lessons from it — lessons for partners, associates, and heck, maybe even janitors.

You see, for all the knocks against large firms, they're undeniably successful enterprises. And the long hours and the psychopaths with whom you sometimes have to work make you keen and tough.

Nonetheless, large firms have serious problems and lots of room for improvement. Remember Mudge Rose? Brobeck? Thelen? Heller Ehrman? Even the largest firms can go up in smoke much faster than you would think possible.

Can this newsletter save your firm or your job? Hey, we're not miracle workers. But we will entertain and educate you. This much I promise. Pacta sunt servanda.

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